Wrestling 'Poetry' & Nick Names

Poetry

@Brother Love:

"Thank you, brothers and sisters ... I luv you!"

(WWF, 19..)

Bad News @Brown:

"You lowlife beerbelly sharecroppers ..."

(WWF, 19..)

Ted @Dibiase:

"Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man"

(WWF, 19..)

Ric @Flair:

"...and, pal, to be the man you have to beat the man" (NWA, 19..)

"I'm a jetflying, Limousine-riding, kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing son of a gun..." (NWA 19..)

@Goldust:

"Mr. Television Announcer - Is That An Extra Microphone In Your Pants Or Are You Happy To See Me???" - GOLDUST to VINCE MCMAHON on RAW

(WWF 01/96)

Bret @Hart:

"I am the best there is, there was and the best there ever will be" (WWF, 1993)

 

"Roadwarrior" @Hawk:

"We're stuck on danger, we dine on death ...

(NWA, 19..)

"Ooh, what a Rush!"

(WWF, 19..)

 

Bobby @Heenan:

"All you minor humanoids ..."

(WWF, 19..)

 

Curt @Hennig:

"Everything I do is completely perfect"

(@Mr. Perfect, WWF, 19..)

 

Hulk @Hogan:

"What will you do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"

(WWF, 19..)

"The training, sayin' your prayers, eatin' your vitamins"

(WWF, 19..)

"What is this, a tag team?"

(Suburban Commando, 1991)

@Honky Tonk Man:

"I am the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all times" (WWF, 19..)

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you're a beautiful audience" (WWF, 19..)

The @Iron Sheik:

"Iran number one, America ... (spitting sound)"

"Mr. Oakland, you are an intelligent american, and you

should understand, that..."

Roddy @Piper:

"Everybody payes to Piper"

(WWF, 19..)

 

Lanny @Poffo:

"I'm the Genius, full of glory and renoun ..."

(WWF, 19..)

 

Rick @Rude:

"To all you big, fat, out of shape ..."

(WWF, 19..)

 

Tito @Santana:

"A toda la gente en el mundo escuchando ... Ariba!"

(WWF, 19..)

 

Sergeant @Slaughter:

"You maggots, you scum ... and that's an order!"

(WWF, 1990)

Jesse "The Body" @Ventura:

"I'm impressed and I don't impress easy, MacMahon ..."

(WWF 19..)

 

 

Mocking Quotes:

Jim @Cornette:

"Beavis & Butthead" (Billy & Bart @Gunn, WWF 1994, Smoking Guns/Heavenly Bodies-feud)

 

"Rowdy" Roddy @Piper:

"Mr. Blunderfull" (Paul @Orndorff, WWF 1985, Piper/Orndorff-feud)

 

Audience:

"Baldy", (@King Kong Bundy, WCCW 1982, after Kevin Von @Erich match)

"Beach Bum" (The @Magnificent Muraco, WWF 1985)

"Burger King" (Jerry @Lawler, WWF 1993)

"Fruitcake" (Brutus @Beefcake, WWF 1986, Dream Team)

"Iron Geek" (@Iron Sheik, WWF 1985, Sheik & Volkoff)

"Loser" (Rick @Rude, WCW 1993)

"Paula" (Paul @Orndorff, WWF 1985, Hogan/Piper-feud) (Pretty Wonderful, WCW 1992)

"Peanut head" (Theodore F. @Long, NWA 1990)

"Porky" (Rusty @Brooks, GWA 1987)

"Refugee" (@Cuban Assassin, NWA 1990)

"Weasel" (Bobby @Heenan, WWF 19..)

Jesse "The Body" @Ventura:

"Chico Santana" (Tito @Santana, WWF 1985)

"Ivan Padushki" (Ivan @Putski, WWF 19..)

"Marching Morons" (The Bushwackers, WWF 19..)

"Poindexter" (Jesse's reference to a wrestler (Juan Valdez ?) being cheated, while his opponent says "I didn't do it!". He refers at Poindexter getting the blame at the moment of the Contra-controversy in the mid-80's with Reagan)